5:38 p.m. - 2005-02-08
Mary
i also wrote this one a while back; almost six months ago, in fact. sex wasn't exactly forthcoming from my paramour throughout the duration of my pregnancy, even from the time that the test read positive. i was a week overdue before they induced me, so... i was rather frustrated by that point. :) the other mary there is a magenta ribbon- placed there, i guess, for decoration or division. kathie lee probably thinks i look like a present to be unwrapped, but i think that's kinky strictly in the PTA sense. kate hudson said she felt big and jolly, and that the sex was great. i guess that's hollywood for you. soundbytes in theory. he said you're just going to have to wait. he asked, very patiently, if i could. Magdalene wouldn't be caught dead in this ensemble, by the way, so i suppose he knows nothing like sarcasm would be woven into what i figured was the most threadbare, truthful response: -who else am i gonna fuck, honey?- i'm on nine and still counting, and really, i want to know: will i ever again consider spaghetti straps ironic? people on the street channel david bowie, they keep saying: i love your dress.
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